Saturday, July 21, 2012

Don't spew food or drink

Get up from your computer, take any food or drink into the kitchen, and leave them, then come back.
You don't want to ruin your keyboard, or choke on something, my arms are not long enough to do the Heimlich  on you.

OK, Ready?

We decided to take a short trip to the next town, to a farm and household auction this morning, and neither of us was hungry, so we stopped and got some sandwich fixings and chips.  I took 4 liters of water, and some sodas, so we could stay hydrated.  Last time we went without taking drinks, the concession stand ran out of water, and we drank sodas, which don't do a thing for me.
You know what water does to you don't you?  For those that don't know, it runs downhill, and soon looks for an outlet.  And the only place to outlet was a 'port-a-potty'.  After watching awhile, it didn't seem to have many customers, so I eased that way, fussing at myself for having a small bladder.
In I go, making sure to lock the door, and easing myself over the stool.  All is quiet, I straighten up, and turn to pull my pants up, which were a bit hard, since it was about 98 degrees and water was running down my back, in a stream..  
About that time, the door rattled hard, and OPENED, I'm standing there screaming at some guy, I didn't see his face, but he got MOONED...He said you should have locked the door, I screamed I DID.
He did have the grace to leave the area before I came out of there.  I looked all around and saw no one staring, so I walked down and told Mrs. Miller that she needed to send someone up to fix the latch, because we'd just had a peep show...

No, there are no pictures,
and you can now go get your food and drink, as soon as you quit rolling in the floor....


NanaDiana said...

OMG! I am laughing so hard I might pee MY pants! That is the funniest thing I have heard all day. I hate those stinking (literally) port-a-potties and everything I drink goes right through me- lol, Jettie. How does it feel to be a STAR? You know, MOON and STARS?;>) xo Diana

Tete said...

LOL- I think Diana's comment is so bad!
I can't believe that happened to you, but glad no one else was watching. You need to post that you are not responsible and will not be paying for counseling. LOL- I have a couple songs running through my head right now- moon river and the one that goes when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie!
So- did you leave right after that or did you buy something?

Patty Patterson said...

That's too funny! I'm sure it was embarrassing, though, too! But - I'm glad you have a good enough sense of humor to laugh, because in situations like this laughter is the best the medicine.
And I hate port-a-potties, too. I think I'd prefer going in the woods to one of those stinky, nasty things.