Get up from your computer, take any food or drink into the kitchen, and leave them, then come back.
You don't want to ruin your keyboard, or choke on something, my arms are not long enough to do the Heimlich on you.
We decided to take a short trip to the next town, to a farm and household auction this morning, and neither of us was hungry, so we stopped and got some sandwich fixings and chips. I took 4 liters of water, and some sodas, so we could stay hydrated. Last time we went without taking drinks, the concession stand ran out of water, and we drank sodas, which don't do a thing for me.
You know what water does to you don't you? For those that don't know, it runs downhill, and soon looks for an outlet. And the only place to outlet was a 'port-a-potty'. After watching awhile, it didn't seem to have many customers, so I eased that way, fussing at myself for having a small bladder.
In I go, making sure to lock the door, and easing myself over the stool. All is quiet, I straighten up, and turn to pull my pants up, which were a bit hard, since it was about 98 degrees and water was running down my back, in a stream..
About that time, the door rattled hard, and OPENED, I'm standing there screaming at some guy, I didn't see his face, but he got MOONED...He said you should have locked the door, I screamed I DID.
He did have the grace to leave the area before I came out of there. I looked all around and saw no one staring, so I walked down and told Mrs. Miller that she needed to send someone up to fix the latch, because we'd just had a peep show...
No, there are no pictures,
and you can now go get your food and drink, as soon as you quit rolling in the floor....