Dis be Buddyboo shhhhhhh

See dat fang, dat be similar to wat ma brung in a while ago...

But different color.  

Yeah, she brung in that black one,Oreo, she thought

he'd be same color as me, an I wouldn't notice. 

Hurrump, he ated my food.

and den de funny part.

Ma told him he be wet, and put him in sink wid some soapy water...

den he be rillly wet, an mad.

But she wap him in towl like a baby Buddyboo,

an dry him, sang to him, and rockted him, til he be dry.

I sulkeded and hid my face.  If she put him down, he'd a been one 

ded kitty, but no, not her, she puted him back outside, 

Mean ma.

I fink he be sticken tongue out at us.