Dis be Buddyboo

Don't tell on me for using mom's computer....

But I dits to twell you story about

how I dit in twuble last nite.

Ya see, I dot no bottom toofies in the front.

I diggin howles nd I pulls um gittin roots 

outta de dirt.  Gardenin, yeah that be what I doin, we'll goes wid dat.

Anyways,

mom bought me some smaller dog food, YUCK.

Don wike it cept when I steel it from 

Petey, when he visits.

Don wikes canned stuffs eider...

I do wikes cornbread, chichen, pork,

beef, alls dos good fings.

Anyways, mom and dad walked out of kitchen.

Mom walks back in the kitchen, thar I set in floowr wid a piece of cornbread.  Mom asks dad

did you give buddy corn bread.  Only a small bite.  Dat mom tried to take it back, but I wouldn't let her....I'd heped mysef...

dey left it on tawble....

do you fink if I give mom dis rose

she'll forget I committed a crime?

She say I aint sposed to be on table.....I say she shouldn't leave food out, if it aint mine.