I be madder dan that ole wet hen...
Ma comes in talkin all sweet an nice.
Picks me up and gives me a pat, removes my
collar, so I be nakked, and den sticks me
in dat ole big sink in the laundry room.
I tols her I didn't stink, but
she say dat I do, an used baby shappo on me
so nows I smell funny.
She did gibs me a bite of roast, afters
I dried a bit.
If she gib rest of it, I will like her gan.
Why don't she bave dem Kats instead...