Dis Bee Buddyboo,gin

I not posed to be on ma's computier, buts I dots to tell on her.

She be meen ma, an sayed a 4 leter woid this monin.

I not loud to say dem, so I speel it.

B--h  

de oder leters are a and t.  Bad 4 leter woid, cause anytim she

say dat, I get wet and bubbly.  I was squatchin, she sais sompin about 

frees or flees and I did try, But she catched me

n frowed me in dat big ole sink wid lots of bubbly stuff, den she winced me wid sompin she say smell goid..Yeah wight.

No Flees/frees, but I aint gonna squatch fur her gin..

Gotta goes, here mean ma comes...

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